Sardar (Pakistan is Paradise)

Today i got a SmS from my cousin about Present Senerio of Pakistan with joke.

A sardar dead her wife was crying she said that oh dear where are you gone there is no Electric Power, no Gas, no Weat, no food.... her son was standing beside her and ask her mother is my father gone to PAKISTAN?

so this is pakistan...

PTCL is now the leader in consumer broadband in Pakistan,

PTCL is now the leader in consumer broadband in Pakistan, leading the country into 21st century. Not mine its PTCL joke.

Pakistan Telecommunication Company Limited (PTCL).
   PTCL is Providing Telecommunication service (u can say worse) in all over Pakistan. now they are widening there services day by day. but even they are unable to give basic telephone service. If your phone line is dead and you made complain to there on 18 (now 1218). You will get feed back maybe soonest 1 week and if you need urgent (which is at least 24hours) you have to pay line man in terms of (kharcha pani). then maybe your phone will be online other wise you should panic.
 It was joke when one of Lineman told me that ptcl broad band workers unable to work without us. They ask every thing from us and he said why PTCL don't give us that pay so we can work more better. why it is job you can imagen the guy who is not good in his own work and giving assistant to them (Broad Band workers).
 The real thing is if you want some one to pain just give him advise take PTCL DSL Service tell him its cheap. and soon he will be known that PTCL DSL is realy cheap.

ufone or ufool

ufone make me fool. its almost 6months back i try to login ufone from its website. i just wanna check what kind of feature they are giving but i also make sure that those feature are free. i also try to get reminder check that how its work. after that i log out has i didn't found things interesting. but after days i found that my balance is reducing day by day. Its get in my knowledge because i didn't use mobile much only in some case. as still i didn't found the problem so in this time i almost lose my 2 cards (Rs.100). so finally i made call to there franchiser and the service ufone is providing is really like i am calling some Pakistan government department. after 10minutes waiting they finally pick the phone i explain them that my balance is reducing. why! they search out and told me that you are using our web service i was shocked i told them that i m not using you web service it was long time back when i just checked you online service and there was no charges written over there.

 But as you know the system of our country any how finally i request them to remove that Damn service from my number but no you problem is not over her because you have to visit our franchise and request them to remove. do you believe that thing... Oh! one thing more which also tell you that ufone is mean ufool because help line call also will charge you thats why they hold you much so they can arrange there help line expenses. 

 i visited them and they told me that it will take time they are sending email and you will be informed. they didn't informed me but thanks God its remove now.